http://blog.krisfelscher.com The often inane, occasionally funny musings and rants of Kris Felscher Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:36:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I believe that the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. Because I believe that there are just certain things that people shouldn’t be allowed to see, like those nude pornographic statues in Washington, good thing Mr. Ashcroft got ... http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/07/26/im-voting-republican-because/ So, I'm sure everyone is aware of Kansas's now famous evolution hearings. Well, it turns out thatan old friend of mine, Sean, is running for office against one of the the primary asshat's responsible for the entire mess. So here's the deal. Sean needs $25,000 before July 28th in order to ... http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/07/16/sean-tevis/ Spanky has a new website, not much up yet, but there will be. Jake is one of the most incredibly intelligent and funny people I know, so I expect great things. Go there. http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/07/09/blatant-pimping/ I will be having my good friend Ol' Scatty removed Wednesday. I've had my parasitic twin for nearly three months now, and while I am kind of worried about taking my first bagless poop in 3 months, I'm not gonna be sad to see him go. This is where I need ... http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/06/30/breaking-up-is-hard-to-poo/ I think this is hilarious. A group in San Francisco called "Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco" has gathered enough signatures to rename the local sanitation plant after George Bush. Critics complain, "You got a bunch of guys drunk who came up with an idea and want to put on the ... http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/06/26/san-francisco-may-name-sewage-treatment-plant-after-bush/ It has just come to my attention that there is a coffee maker that can be plugged into a pc to get internet access. Apparently, it does this so that you can change settings over the internet. Oh, and it's been hacked. Once the coffee maker is compromised and turned into ... http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/06/20/sounds-like-a-java-issue-to-me/ I was just forwarded this email from my wife who works at a company I left about a year and a half ago. "Hi everyone, Today is my last day at XXXXX. I enjoyed myself here at XXXXX since October 2006. It was a pleasure working with, and getting to know everyone ... http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/06/20/my-legacy/ George Takei, the actor who played Mr. Sulu on "Star Trek," and his partner of 21 years, Brad Altman, were mobbed by members of the press as they applied for a marriage license at West Hollywood Park. Their wedding is scheduled for September 14. Congratulations ... http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/06/19/to-boldly-go-where-no-two-men-have-gone-before/ The best quote about Hillary's campaign I've heard yet: "Come on now... If you spent your professionally life amassing huge influence over the democratic party and spent 8 years stacking the deck in your favor, and some guy came along and managed to beat you fair and square, you'd be feeling ... http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/06/05/the-best-explanation/ I've been super busy with work stuff lately and haven't been able to update, in the meantime, go look at this: http://www.bigbuckbunny.org/ http://blog.krisfelscher.com/2008/06/04/busy/