About
Hi, my name is Kris, you probably know that because you found my website which literally has my name plastered all over it. Yeah, I could have chosen a funny or clever domain name, but nothing I could come up with really defined the essence of me.
I’m a software developer from Tampa, FL. I’ve been a Floridian most of my life (by the way, a surefire way of starting a conversation with any Floridian is to ask, “So, where are you from originally?”), and don’t plan on leaving. I figure, this is where everyone else dreams of moving, obviously they know something I don’t.
I have a beautiful wife, Lisa who can do anything and always impresses the hell out of me. I also have a cooler-than-you son, Ace. At the time of this writing, Ace is 7 months old and is the biggest pimp I know. There’s not a woman in a 10 mile radius of him who doesn’t swoon when he throws them his toothless grin.
I dream of being a comedian, but will probably just have to settle for being “that dude in the office who always makes inappropriate jokes around management”.
Other things you may not know about me:
I am a rising star in the Yakuza.
I can’t spell rediculous.
I am a closet clogger.
I invented the exclamation point.
I was a WWII Submarine commander with a Devil-may-care attitude.
I once made Chuck Norris cry (by showing him Old Yeller)
I solved PI
I am the real father of Angelina Jolie’s child.
I once made an elephant jump.
I like that voodoo that you do so well.
Hey you! ( I would say Aloha, but that term has now become meaningless to you)
I was very sorry to hear about your misadventures in gastrointerology. If it is any comfort… I have always condisdered you freaky.
All kidding aside - Lou and I will miss seeing you guys in May. I also found out from Debra T. about Lisa’s mom. Tell her we are thinking of her as well as you. I am still planning on coming to Florida this year, so I will be able to see you guys then.
Send me an e-mail with your mailing address so i can send you a card or something.
Lane