Breaking up is hard to poo…
30 06 2008I will be having my good friend Ol’ Scatty removed Wednesday. I’ve had my parasitic twin for nearly three months now, and while I am kind of worried about taking my first bagless poop in 3 months, I’m not gonna be sad to see him go.
This is where I need a video montage with Whitney Houston music playing.
No I don’t.
Also, I was thinking about getting my surgeon a Thank You card. I’m thinking about shoving it up my ass so I can give it to him during the surgery. Would that be tacky?
hey there - Just got back to HI. I hope they let you out today. I have been keeping up with you through Belinda. As far as the poo goes… just don’t eat peanuts until you are sure you wont have to be checking for color etc.
Get better soon!!
Lane